Posted 5 days ago

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

Posted 1 week ago

tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

(Source: saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman)

Posted 1 week ago

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke)

Posted 1 week ago

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

(Source: thehec)

Posted 1 month ago
Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
Anonymous asked

ohfuckyaoi:

tmirai:

ackanime:

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

ikeaner-notp:

ohfuckyaoi:

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

Lube is love, y’all.

I cant believe this is still going.

Posted 1 month ago
liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

(Source: morgmir)

Posted 2 months ago

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

(Source: guy)

Posted 2 months ago
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the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER